CV - So Much Confusion

This coronavirus has really thrown the World into a state of confusion and yet the last is not known about it

When it all started, the WHO was like

-     it lives in the air for 8 hours

-     it survives on door handles and other surfaces for 4 - 5 hours

-     it gets attached to hair, clothes, shoes, tarred and untarred roads e.t.c.

-     maintain a social distance of at least 1 meter

-     don't hug, don't shake hands, don't kiss, don't bend down anyhow

-     use alcohol-based hand sanitizer

-     wash your hands with soap under running water, every 20 minutes scrubbing for at least 20 seconds

-     wear face masks

then social distance was changed to physical distancing and upgraded to 2 meters

then The World Health Organization: "Don't wear masks."

The WHO: "You must wear masks!"

The WHO: "Masks don't really help."

Social media: “We will ban anything disagreeing with the WHO.”

And then Nigeria imposed the lockdown, 2 weeks first and then another 2 weeks and the Government got tired of peoples' complaints and opened the flood gates

And since then, the NCDC has been asking people to take responsibility - 

And the WHO is like

Today: Use HCQ

Tomorrow:      Don't use HCQ

The day after tomorrow:  Try HCQ

So much hypocrisy

So much dishonesty

Now

I see people all over the place

-     face mask being abused - some can't even breathe

-     social distancing - zero

-     hugging - full time

-     shaking hands and grabbing shoulders - all the time

-     bending down - on the go

-     eating mama put without - back to basics

-     eating popcorn with peanuts - sweet as ever

-     coughing, sneezing, pouring out sputum and saliva with reckless abandon - na so we dey do am before na

No social class is spared here

And I am like

What has happened to CV?

Where is the NCDC getting these figures they publish every day as new cases in Naija?

Or

Or

Or

Someone help me, please

Jerry - the First