Thursday, June 13, 2013

Oh No - Women On Viagra Like Ladies On Streoid



Oh No - Women On Viagra Like Ladies On Streoid

By Farouk Martins Aresa 

Oh no! Please do not put women on Viagra, it would be like a V-8 on steroid. One of the precious moments for men is when their ladies call them tigers. Though the same ladies may be faking it, but men just love it. If you are serial monogamists or polygamists, and all of your ladies call you tiger, wait until they go on Viagra, men would start dying like flies. Viagra for men benefited the ladies, who else would Viagra for women benefit?

Viagra is used to boost relationships by men, not just for sex.  Centennial Park is a U.S settlement in Arizona where polygamists have figured out how to treat women right. The ladies chose their husbands. They are free within polygamous family if they wish to leave or stay. Naturally the ladies enjoy their sex life, even when they admit they feel jealous sometimes, but chose to share the man on Viagra they love. See

Most of us respect the medical scientists and support their research. But since we have Night school physician graduates now, some of them have rejuvenated the research we had suppressed when Viagra for men was invented. We also have many women in the medical field these days. Actually, they have complemented prestigious professions. It is a good development of course, but this Viagra for women will kill us!

Hardly a week goes by without hearing about some men dying on top of some women. Most of these men were heavily armed with Viagra and some just want to talk. You see, men need a break from their heavy responsibilities and may need someone that is a good listener to share the burden of success. They do not want to cry to their significant other and sound like wimps. Can you imagine if the ladies were also armed with Viagra?

Well, please do not think more men are sexists. We support the ladies. Especially, young ones that are complaining that since Viagra for men became available, ladies have to work harder for the money given to them by filthy older men. Actually, some of the high class prostitutes said the same thing. These men just befriended them, spilled out their problems and fell asleep. But now with Viagra, ladies have to work hard for the money.

If you think this is not a serious matter, just think about the toy boys. If women go on Viagra, those guys would be finished before they get to the old age of thirty. They would have to work harder when their cougars go on Viagra. The young men were very useful and they serve a good cause for cougars. But when you add desire of women on Viagra to desire for young boys, they will start dying on top of ladies like the old filthy men.

Naturally women boast that they only pity men in bed and fake satisfaction sometimes. They claim that men get satisfied too early in the process and need to learn how to please women longer in bed. So the real men are advised to prolong the foreplay. As we are learning that, Michael Douglas warned about oral sex and cancer. He was supported by: you guess right – medical evidence. This time, by Day school science graduates.

So now men have to learn other tricks making it difficult to please just one woman not to mention all the girlfriends, wives and quickies in the offices and parties. There are seminars, vacation spots and one to one trainings where these tricks can be learned. But putting women on Viagra will complicate matters. There must be physicians against this!

It must be sad news for our friend. The Governor of the Central Bank, Alhaji Sanusi is a man of God. He prays many times a day until some jealous people on the job expose his sexual affairs with a married woman. Haba, Alhaji Sanusi; we have so many single ladies around looking for your type. He has no reason to go after another man’s wife. Sanusi has problem. If the woman and his wives at home go on Viagra, he might drop dead.

There is going to be a bigger problem when men start running away from women on the notion of fear like those of killer bees after sex. Without Viagra, some women are avoided by many men. Men can identify readily those generous givers that can never be satisfied, give them Viagra! But so are some men that their wives have to seek divorce from because of too much demand, like Eric Benet the sex addict Haile Berry divorced.

Old fashioned men still like to be the one in company of women without the desire for Viagra. We have 10-17% male and female addicts already with compulsive sex drive. Putting more men and women on Viagra or getting it on demand will only create more addicts. Actually, young men and women claim there are too much easy sex already, Viagra for women is not going to reduce that.

On the other hand, this may be an opportunity for women to get many husbands like men have many wives. Think about it, women makes good money today than their parents used to. They have more disposable income and can afford to keep more than one home with a husband. If they want to cope with so many boyfriends at once, Viagra for women would be a good choice.

This may revolutionize sexual behavior as we know it. Well, some may say: not any more than it did for men. The fact is every culture has always had some form of Viagra that men use. Since it is mainly men dominated society, there has not been traditional sex enhancer for women. So it will be the first time in most cultures and the consequences of Viagra for women will reverberate throughout our universe.

Disclaimer: Having written all this, it must be remembered that there are some sexual dysfunctional hidden habits in both men and women. Some women have suffered for years for lack of sexual appetite. They marry but never enjoyed sex. It has nothing to do with marital problem, work pressure or behavior. It has to do with some other aversion for sex. This group of women needs the attention of the medical community.

If some form of Viagra will alleviate their socio-psychological and medical problems, it was about time. There will be abuses, no doubt. But no more than the abuses we have with Viagra for men. It must be noted that some men just as some women may suffer from the trauma of penis and virginia modification after birth.

Especially, prevention of HIV has been proven in circumcised heterosexual men. It has no victims in most cultures where lack of circumcision may also be traumatic.
 
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